domingo, 4 de enero de 2009

S.O.S. (Sujeto Obeso y Sexual): El Capitan Falopio

¿Donde esta el capitán falopio?

hola soy Violaprofetas, el magno (si, culpable de la crisis financiera) y desde hace unos días los miembros asexuados y necrofílicos de mójate nos hacemos esa pregunta pervertida. Su paradero es desconocido, algunos (como yo) han creado teorías de lo que le pudo haber ocurrido(violado,vendido, prostituido ,etc). Nosotros pensamos que era importante discutir su paradero, porque tal vez su cuerpo este tirado desnudo lleno de caca en su patio o en alguna plaza provinciana.
Por el momento, ha sido declarado muerto en 64 países y 3 colonias africanas, aunque en Nepal afirman haber hecho un festín con sus testículos, no hay evidencia puesto que no quedaron "restos".
A continuación revisemos las teorías formadas por el priorato (Abu Shallam y yo):

1) Sumergido en la prostitución:

Aunque el capitán trate de evitarlo, su naturaleza lo impulsa a satisfacer sus pecaminosos deseos bisexuales con vagabundos desconocidos. Ya lo ha hecho en el pasado, Trabajo para un sujeto al que llamamos "el Proxeneta" y mantenían contacto sexual actualmente, todos los fines de semana en la casa de "el duro", donde tenían orgías griegas durante horas. Esta es la teoría mas fuerte hasta el momento y tenemos pruebas fidedignas las cuales les vamos a mostrar a Uds. nuestro muy pervertido publico:

nótese que el precio es accesible hasta para un yugoslavo en 1994, ....VIVA TITO!!!

2) Fue vendido a un productor porno:

esta puta ninfómana se a caracterizado por mostrar sus partes intimas a cambio de desperdicios tóxicos, pero generalmente lo hace por placer. Tal vez se convierta en un(a) actor/actriz porno reconocido(a). Por ejemplo en esta película

un exito de taquilla en Zimbabwe!!!

3) Varado por las fiestas navideñas

Abu Shallam sugirió esta versión, un poco zoofílica y clásica del capitán. Creemos que fue ultrajado, despellejado y picoteado por pavos salvajes de Bangladesh en la víspera de año nuevo. SEXO CON OVÍPAROS EN CELO!!!!!!

bueno esto es todo. Si tienen noticias del paradero del capitán falopio contactar con MÓJATE al numero 0-800 TRISEXUAL. La recompensa es un condón utilizado por el propio capitán.

Y recuerden que..... ME CAGO EN EL CAPITÁN FALOPIO y sus tendencias necropsicópatas

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